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16 May 2020

29 April Jackasses of the Day


From hereon in Jackster shall be known as Jackass. At least according to local online news site Cayman Marl Road. David and I were nominated as 'Jackasses of the Day' in the Social News section, a section dedicated to naming and shaming those who breach the shelter in place order, or are just plain stupid. We are in good company, previous nominees include Donald Trump for crimes too numerous to mention and the wife of the Cayman Health Minister who posted pictures of herself at home doing a workout with her personal trainer.

In the original article the 'tipster' showed a photo of David and I on the jetty with our bicycles. We were going to cycle to a supermarket three miles away. The article accused us of using of being residents of the wealthy south end district who in contravention of the ban on maritime activities had taken a dinghy across the ocean to visit a supermarket. I was outraged by the inaccuracy and assumptions of the writer. It also highlighted to me how easy it is for social media to be used to spread fake news. A number of people had flown to our defence in the comments section pointing out we were yachties and the dinghy is our only way to reach the shore.

With time to write and the motivation to proclaim our innocence I decided to write to the editor of CMR

I refer to your article Jackasses of the Day about the couple going grocery shopping. I am the person in the photograph with my husband.

I am outraged that you accused us of being jackasses when we were going about legally sanctified essential food shopping. 

There are multiple inaccuracies in the report; we do not live in 'affluent South Sound' and the dinghy shown in the video is not the same one shown in the photographs (one green, one white), and who in their right mind would load, transport and assemble folding bicycles to simply go across the road to Kirk Supermarket?

My husband and I 100% back the shelter in place order and adhere to the law. 
Every single time we need to 'traverse the ocean' from our yacht to the public dock, a journey of less than 400m, and only on our permitted alphabetical day, we seek and obtain permission from Port Security and equally call again to confirm when we are back on board. Are you required to ask for authorisation to leave your home to go shopping as we are?
I expect and deserve a printed retraction of the story and apology for a fake news item which you clearly have not fact checked. It has caused me great distress.

Noting that on your website you call yourselves 'authentic, raw and to the point', if your article highlights a Jackass it must surely be you.

Almost by return there was an apology and the website was updated with an apology for inaccurate reporting and a retraction of the accusation.


While David and I had a good laugh at the article, after all it's just a local website, not the Washington Post, reflecting on being called a Jackass, a stupid person who disregards the law, still upset me. We are very grateful guests of the Cayman Islands and I felt to be accused of disrespecting that kindness required the story to be corrected.

Now I'm off to find some paint to alter Jackster to Jackass. The name has a certain ring to don't you think?  


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